How to sleep if you’re a true Man Child: Always flexed, always armed. Flexed in case I need to impress any hot soccer moms that bust in on me and interrupt my snooze with a torrid makeout session, and armed in case I’m attacked by zombies, honey badgers, or Hordak.
…I know: I should be writing.
Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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